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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 136
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HeyItsCamilo : Hey,not much to an average colombian guy who loves a lot of things such as music ,videogames,going out,soccer and other things but im too lazy to write them down,i consider myself as a friendly guy so if u want u can message me,im also akward sometimes.besides that im just trying to enjoy life(which is hard sometimes)and im single as always.

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Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML


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On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML


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On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML


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