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HeyItsCamilo

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HeyItsCamilo

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HeyItsCamiloHeyItsCamilo
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 265
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HeyItsCamilo : Hey,not much to say..im an average colombian guy who loves a lot of things such as music ,videogames,going out,soccer and other things but im too lazy to write them down,i consider myself as a friendly guy so if u want u can message me,im also akward sometimes.besides that im just trying to enjoy life(which is hard sometimes)and im single as always.

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Visits<b>DestinyNiya</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:20am<b>emxy92</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:51am<b>maria95aa</b> - the 04/21/2015 at 8:55pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 4:16pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:14am<b>Smennant</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 2:06pm<b>Telefunkish</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 6:33am<b>keiNan</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:33pm<b>misjell94</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:32pm<b>DefiantGirl</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 10:33pm<b>chrisann1023</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 1:19am<b>fashionbug9880</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:09am<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 4:04pm<b>AddictGamer</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 12:11am<b>kaaylee_nicolee</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 9:25pm<b>YTfangirl</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 10:02am<b>LynZz</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 12:50am<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 11:39pm

Fucked!<b>Zigstyle308</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 10:04pm<b>Smennant</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 5:37am<b>kaaylee_nicolee</b> - the 04/10/2015 at 3:25am<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 5:39am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 3:42am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 2:23pm<b>C00kiesNcream</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 10:50am<b>luvsumer</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 6:00pm<b>sarahyep</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 8:48am<b>quinzelope</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 5:09pm<b>DestinyNiya</b> - the 10/22/2014 at 10:19am

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HeyItsCamilo's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

#21396780
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27098) - you deserved it (1840)

On 04/20/2015 at 10:45am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML

#21388711
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30251) - you deserved it (2057)

On 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by therewasnocurtain - United States (Idaho)

Today, the girl I've been seeing for less than a week started raging and ended up threatening me with a knife, after I shot down her idea of getting married next month. FML

#21387401
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32190) - you deserved it (3037)

On 04/04/2015 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous - India

Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML

#21380083
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36946) - you deserved it (2232)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32832) - you deserved it (6568)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML

#21313211
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39051) - you deserved it (3996)

On 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm - kids - by terdberglerforlyfe (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I learned that I'm the only person in my family that our new cat likes. She sleeps on my bed and always sits in my lap and despises everyone else. I'm allergic to cats. FML

#21070365
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44079) - you deserved it (4218)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:05pm - animals - by Good choice cat (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML

#12760646
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13201) - you deserved it (38845)

On 08/26/2010 at 8:19pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States



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