About HeyItsCamilo :
i will admit there's a certain degree of giving a fuck that goes into not giving a fuck
im a colombian that loves a lot of things such as music ,videogames,going out,soccer.
im also really lazy
if you want to talk feel free to message me.
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by Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater / 07/15/2016 at 4:27pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by soni_miller / 01/26/2016 at 1:02am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, I made a typo in a line of code, bringing the company website down. Our admin was already pissed about having to work over Christmas, and he started yelling at me and ended up punching my supervisor when he got between us. Pretty sure my screw up indirectly got the poor guy fired. FML
Today, my boyfriend called. He said he would sing me a song, like I'd wanted for a long time. I was excited, but surprised at his song choice. He sang 'Locked Away' by R. City ft. Adam Levine. Turns out, he was calling me from jail. He thought this was romantic, and expected me to bail him out. FML
by ishred1111 / 11/06/2015 at 2:39am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Ajax_Teh_Great / 10/20/2015 at 3:49am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML
by WellThatWasRude / 05/25/2015 at 2:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by anon / 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Miscellaneous
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML
by Anonymous / 04/20/2015 at 10:45am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Health
by therewasnocurtain / 04/06/2015 at 4:07pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 6:16am / India / Love
Today, my teacher took my test along with another student's and gave us both a zero. Why? Because we both have colds so when we breathe through our nose it makes a sniffle noise. She thought we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. FML
by Mr. Sniffles / 03/23/2015 at 11:43am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML
by oooooops / 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
by terdberglerforlyfe / 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Kids
- Today, my boss reached over and yanked up my shirt right above my breasts while she said, "I'm all… Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean,… Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine,…
- Today, I laid out an exercise and diet plan for the rest of the year. Today was also the day a guy… Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd… Today, I finished my final art project for school. Worked on it from 6pm until 2am every night for…