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  • Number of visits : 552
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About HeyImPayton : Oh hello there :) I'm Payton. I like my metal music so loud it rattles your heart. With the bass so low it shakes the house. \m/

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