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by dumpedovergame / 07/06/2009 at 6:51am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
by Pelota / 07/01/2009 at 5:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML
by Anonymous / 06/25/2009 at 9:00pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/24/2009 at 6:10am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Love
by BW / 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
by Baby_girl / 06/05/2009 at 10:14pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
by soljaboy / 06/04/2009 at 1:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML
by Mew / 06/04/2009 at 8:07am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend and sent her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML
by edible / 05/20/2009 at 4:01pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by hawtpinkpanties / 05/04/2009 at 8:35am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
by Mikey / 04/26/2009 at 12:11am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, my aunt informed me that she thinks I'm faking the debilitating disease I've had for the past 13 years. Apparently she thinks I just don't want to go to college or get a job, and that I like living on disability. She also added that my entire extended family agrees with her. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2009 at 1:37am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
by meteorbabe0101 / 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by blaise / 04/13/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Fitz / 04/12/2009 at 9:53am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…
- Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…