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HeyHeyFishFillet

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HeyHeyFishFillet

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2423
  • Number of comments : 307
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HeyHeyFishFillet : Yea, I'm weird.

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HeyHeyFishFillet's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37885) - you deserved it (9626)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML

#12405087
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39247) - you deserved it (4931)

On 08/09/2010 at 3:07am - intimacy - by hard - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I tripped in front of my graduation class of 225 and all of their relatives while receiving my diploma. FML

#10532654
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24849) - you deserved it (4291)

On 05/14/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38659) - you deserved it (5974)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size he asked for me to find a ring that I liked and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh the generosity. FML

#9062529
439 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12503) - you deserved it (31267)

On 03/14/2010 at 12:04am - love - by anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML

#8598142
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (2744)

On 02/23/2010 at 8:26pm - misc - by susan - United States (Michigan)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37303) - you deserved it (3314)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I found out that pinching the tip of the condom before you roll it down to the base is NOT a suggestion. FML

#7268180
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5148) - you deserved it (20691)

On 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Drewzter (man) - United States (California)

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I am that loser. FML

#7133599
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (4482)

On 01/03/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by birthday bash - Sent from mobile version

Today, I have been stuck in the bathroom. Apparently, my 8 year old son decided to sneak in some TurboLax into the juice we left out for Santa. Well played son. FML

#6937557
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30632) - you deserved it (6905)

On 12/25/2009 at 11:15am - kids - by BathroomMuch (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband was choosing an auto insurance. Geico was $500 and Allstate was $200. He chose Geico because it had a 'cute little lizard.' FML

#6746547
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28457) - you deserved it (4279)

On 12/14/2009 at 12:03am - money - by Cathy (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my 15 year old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML

#6633448
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32377) - you deserved it (11914)

On 12/06/2009 at 12:34pm - kids - by Sadface (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML

#6474495
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29670) - you deserved it (4822)

On 11/27/2009 at 3:09am - love - by Duped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML

#6401579
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7424) - you deserved it (31565)

On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)



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