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by gorillalove / 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the grocery store and this hot guy was staring at my ass, so I smiled at him. My mother noticed he was checking my ass out, and she approached him and said "I know she has a big ass, but it's rude to stare, son." FML
by hard / 08/09/2010 at 3:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/14/2010 at 7:19pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by ballnchain / 03/30/2010 at 12:04pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to marry me. Since he doesn't know my ring size he asked for me to find a ring that I liked and he would buy it and propose. The only problem is that he won't spend more than 200 dollars on it. Oh the generosity. FML
by anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 12:04am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love
Today, my husband actually was cleaning our bathrooms. I had to pee and the floor was wet in my upstairs bathroom. My wonderful husband told me to go downstairs. I did and sat on the toilet seat which felt wet. He forgot he had sprayed it with Tilex. Chemical burns on your butt are great. FML
by susan / 02/23/2010 at 8:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
by Drewzter / 01/10/2010 at 10:33pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by BathroomMuch / 12/25/2009 at 11:15am / United States (California) / Kids
by Cathy / 12/14/2009 at 12:03am / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, my 15 year old son told me he had his first kiss. I told him how I was the same age when I had mine, and then I told him all kinds of wild stories about things I did in my childhood and college life. Truth is, I made them all up. I didn't get kissed till I was 24, and laid till I was 28. FML
by Sadface / 12/06/2009 at 12:34pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
by Duped / 11/27/2009 at 3:09am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
by jaydiv / 11/22/2009 at 4:15am / Australia (Tasmania) / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…