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by Anonymous / 06/09/2012 at 12:51am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by Scared / 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
by Matt / 06/03/2012 at 10:21am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by ShadowJack / 04/29/2012 at 11:10am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML
by Hakimstah / 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm / Lebanon / Intimacy
Today, I was vomiting after an evening of drinking. My boyfriend was kind enough to hold my hair back while I spewed chunks into the toilet. Apparently he got bored though, because his hands made their way down to my boobs, which he started jiggling while singing Jingle Bells. FML
by analeis / 03/25/2012 at 2:04pm / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Health
by justwow / 03/21/2012 at 7:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
by bunnyluver4545 / 01/11/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
by nicoreal89 / 11/25/2011 at 3:20am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by ChePow / 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by brokenbabe / 06/21/2011 at 10:38pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
by raebelle / 06/02/2011 at 1:32pm / United States / Health
by suckishbf / 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, instead of saying something sexy, he decided… Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As… Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to…