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HeyHeyFishFillet

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  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7326
  • Number of comments : 310
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HeyHeyFishFillet : Yea, I'm weird.

HeyHeyFishFillet's page activity

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Fucked!<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 7:11pm<b>danimal_crackerz</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 10:00pm

HeyHeyFishFillet's FML badges

You sure know how to party?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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HeyHeyFishFillet's favorite FMLs

Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML

by wtfjusthappened / 01/23/2009 at 10:27pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

by Noname / 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML

by Noname / 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

by Noname / 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML

by didi / 01/05/2009 at 5:45am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML

by mael / 11/25/2008 at 3:54am / Intimacy

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML

by archer / 11/20/2008 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Love

Today, my 10-year-old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML

by / 11/17/2008 at 3:53am / Kids