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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HeyHeyFishFillet : Yea, I'm weird.

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Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 10:27pm - love - by wtfjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML


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On 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, at the supermarket everybody was staring at me. After ten minutes, I realized that my umbrella was still open. FML


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On 01/05/2009 at 5:45am - misc - by didi - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was looking for a magazine in my mother's bedside cabinet and I came across some daft test about sex. Apparently, my mother likes anal, oral, and my dad's cock is bent. Nauseous. FML


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On 11/25/2008 at 3:54am - intimacy - by mael - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, my 10 year old brother won the poem contest at his school. Since then he won’t stop bugging me with them. FML


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