About HeyHeyFishFillet : Yea, I'm weird.
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HeyHeyFishFillet's favorite FMLs
Today, my ex-boyfriend from two years ago called and asked to come over. Still being in love with him, I agreed to see him but decided I wasn't drunk enough to handle the stress. After a while of drinking, he said that he really missed me and wanted to be with me. My reply consisted of throwing up. FML
by wtfjusthappened / 01/23/2009 at 10:27pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
by Noname / 01/23/2009 at 12:31pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Noname / 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML
by Noname / 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by archer / 11/20/2008 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead) / Love
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…