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  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1991 (24 years)
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Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML


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Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML

Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML

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