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HeyArnold91
  • Town/Country : Japan, Japan
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 625
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HeyArnold91 : US Navy Sailor :)

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48141) - you deserved it (1980)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit at me because I laughed at her idea of getting the Cullen family tree tattooed on her back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22818) - you deserved it (2469)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:22pm - love - by Shame (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got fired for saving my company upwards of $6,000. I'm as confused as you are. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20848) - you deserved it (1295)

On 09/17/2012 at 6:46am - work - by Grindwhore - Canada (British Columbia)

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Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16573) - you deserved it (851)

On 09/14/2012 at 1:57am - work - by HeyArnold91 - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

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