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Hetalia_freak

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Hetalia_freak

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7160
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, mah girlfriend informd me that during the night, I shot up in bd and whimperd terefully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decidd to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. mega FML

#21124489
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (4683)

On 04/27/2014 at 4:51pm - misc - by joe rogan fucking sucks, dude (man) - Australia (Queensland)

2day after beating myself up 4 bieng useles an bieng able to do anything right, I managed to choke almost to the point of blacking out, on a piece of lettuce. FML

#21124429
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36978) - you deserved it (5687)

On 04/27/2014 at 3:16pm - misc - by failureatlife - United States (Louisiana)

Today , when I went to the shopping centre , the automatic door wouldn't open fir me. I had to stand there and wait until someone else walked by to open it fir me. I suffer from dwarfism and this is a daily occurrence. FML

#21118654
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52607) - you deserved it (4013)

On 04/21/2014 at 12:11am - misc - by shorty (man) - Australia (Queensland)

I GOT A CALL FROM THE POLICE THAT MAH HOUSE HAD BEEN BURGLARIZD BUT AN OFF-DUTY COP CAUGHT THE CRIMINAL . I PULL UP TO SEE MAH DETAIND PSYCHO EX-BOYFRIEND SHEEPISHLY GRINNING AT ME . HE HAD THREE OF MAH LACE PANTIES AND TWO OF MAH BRAS CLAIMING IT WAS "ALL FIR MEMORIES SAKE" . MEGA FML

#21115090
131 comments

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On 04/16/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by exasperated (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to a restaurant 4 a friend's brthday looool . There were two very attractive waiters . They waitd until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them . They promptly left upon my return . Men avoid me . FML

Today, one of mah most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, ( Look, will you at least touch it? ) FML

#21114779
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55309) - you deserved it (5712)

On 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm - intimacy - by MILF (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Yastarday, I was aating an appla in class . Whan I want to taka a big bita, mah taath want right through tha appla, causing ma to scrapa tha appla right up mah faca . My nosa than startd to blad . I'm now known as tha grl who punchd harsalf in tha faca with an appla . FML

#21114169
77 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 10:48pm - health - by Nose bleed - Canada (British Columbia)

today my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen . She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages . I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go" . FML

#21113787
107 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by fuckyouharddad - United States (California)

Today , boyfriend stayd over at place for the first time. I left him in the bedroom for a couple of minutes while I usd the toilet , an when I cummd back , he was holding vibrator. He angrily askd me , "What the hell is this? You know this is cheating , right?" FML

#21113687
202 comments

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On 04/15/2014 at 12:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today In The Middle Of Sex My Girlfriend Yelled "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I Couldn't Finish!! FML

#21112870
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58894) - you deserved it (7503)

On 04/14/2014 at 4:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I wantd to prove to mah dad that I can drive, looool so that he'd let me use his car in future. Let's just say I helpd him remove the fence that he was planning to repair. FML

#21112820
62 comments

Today, I had to convince my 3-year-old son that there were monster in the house just so he would lie in bed and cuddle me. FML

#21112742
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35161) - you deserved it (25628)

On 04/14/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by tinytiny1124 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

2day After A Dental Appointment, My Lips Were Numb . On The Bus On My Way Back Home, The Cutest Grl Smild At Me . In Attempt To Smile Back, I Forgot My Lips Were Numb An Endd Up Spitting My Chewing Gum At Her . I Had To Switch Buses . FML

#21112602
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43844) - you deserved it (5547)

On 04/14/2014 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

YESTERDAY, MAH DAD FOUND OUT THAT I'M A MEMBER ON A BODYBUILDING FORUM AN DECIDED TO JOIN IT TOO. IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW HOURS, BUT HE'S ALREADY TOLD EVERYONE THAT HE'S MAH DAD, POSTED THAT I'M A ( TOTAL PUSSY IN REAL LIFE ), AN QUESTIONED MAH SEXUALITY. THANKS. BIG FAT FML

#21112140
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41671) - you deserved it (4809)

On 04/13/2014 at 6:16pm - misc - by -.- - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend. As we walked back home from the cinema, he was checking his phone,hen suddenly someone grabbed it and ran off. I had to be the one to go run after the thug because my 23-year-old boyfriend froze on the spot, crying. mega FML



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