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Hetalia_freak

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Hetalia_freak

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 7170
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, was mah first day of work in mah life. I was excited, and so was mah dad,ho saw me to the door and ruffled mah hair as he wished me luck. I didn't notice until half an hour after arriving at work that he'd stuck his gum in mah hair. Nobody bothered to tell me. FML

#21136840
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43781) - you deserved it (3818)

On 05/11/2014 at 4:30pm - work - by sheisselluv (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today I Movad Into My Naw Housa . Tha Praviou Occupant Failad To Tall Ma That Thay'd Racantly Kickad Out Thara Crazy Crackhaad Son Ho Saams To Think Thay'va Paid Ma To Pratand That Thay'va Movad Out And That I'm Tha Naw Ownar . Ha Wants Back In . FML

#21136773
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42682) - you deserved it (3280)

On 05/11/2014 at 3:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my dad seemd moody, so to lift his sprits, I told him I love him. He just snortd, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

#21136683
64 comments

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On 05/11/2014 at 1:57pm - love - by not gay in AL (man) - United States

TODAY... SOMA THIAVAS BROKA INTO CHURCH AND STOLA OUR CAMARAS... MONITORS... AND SOMA OTHAR HARDWARA. WA WARA PLANNING TO USA THAM FOR THA SACURITY SYSTAM WA WARA ABOUT TO INSTALL. MAGA FML

TODAY, A CUSTOMER CUSSED ME OUT FIR HIDING BEHIND THE COUNTER A JACKET SHE'S BEEN ( EYEING SINCE IT CAME OUT ). SHE LOUDLY EXCLAIMED THAT SHE WAS GOING TO REPORT ME TO MAH MANAGER AN GET ME ( FIRED. ) IT WAS MAH PERSONAL JACKET THAT WE DON'T EVEN SELL. REAL FML

TODAY... MAH BOYFRIEND SURPRISD ME BY COMING HOME EARLY. HE WALKD IN ON ME SITTING ON THE TOILET... SINGING FULL VOLUME TO MAH CAT AS I TOOK A CRAP. FML

#21135914
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42321) - you deserved it (12418)

On 05/10/2014 at 6:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

yesterday I found a brd tat ad fallen from its nest , so I made a new nest 4 it in a soebox an put it as close to te old one as possible . Wen I ceckd back on it later , all I found was a cewd-up corpse . big fat FML

#21135882
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36898) - you deserved it (5656)

On 05/10/2014 at 5:32pm - animals - by KHAAAAA-RMA!! (man) - United States

Today, the creepy kid who sits behind me in English class decidd that sniffing my hair wasn't disturbing enough for his liking, so he trid something new: popping one of the pimple on my neck!! When I reactd in horror, all he could say was, ( It lookd pretty..!! ) fat FML

#21134831
118 comments

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On 05/09/2014 at 1:24pm - love - by WTTFFFF (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was teaching my 4 year old daughter how to use ( stranger danger ). Later that day, we went out an since I didn't buy her a ice cream, she kept screaming ( STRANGER DANGER! ) A total stranger tackled me until the cops arrived. FML

#21134481
135 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 11:01pm - kids - by imnotastranger (man) -

Today, mah four year old son cummed into the restroom while I was applying mah make-up, and asked me "Mommy, r you putting on make-up so that someone will love you?" mega FML

Today , mah little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming , when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". real FML

#21134608
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42159) - you deserved it (3633) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2014 at 4:48pm - animals - by gvmfvr - Sent from mobile version

Today, an old man wantd to give me a tip fir bagging his groceries. He slippd some money as deep into mah pocket as he could, stroking mah thigh fir a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile an winkd before walking away. real FML

#21134110
101 comments

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On 05/08/2014 at 3:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, it's five days until my wedding an I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister . They share clothes, have the same harcut, an they even take turns flrting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me . I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one . FML

#21133982
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63960) - you deserved it (8110)

On 05/08/2014 at 9:55am - love - by STOP (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Retrieved Te Wrong Luggage From An Arport Carousel. I'm Now Te Owner Of Two Water-bras, A False Beard, A Bag Of Cat Litter, An Some Anal Beads. I Am Afraid To Get In Touc Wit Te Original Owner.

#21133607
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38802) - you deserved it (5727)

On 05/07/2014 at 9:25pm - misc - by BaggedDown (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was trolling on a My Little Pony forum. I was midway through typing a big post, calling them all a bunch of attention-seeking losersho act like morons because thier parents never loved them,hen I broke down in tears, realizing I'd just perfectly described myself. FML

#21133397
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20594) - you deserved it (55932)

On 05/07/2014 at 5:25pm - misc - by I suck :( (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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