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Hetalia_freak
  • Town/Country : salem, oregon
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 March 1997 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 1716
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

#18550622
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36442) - you deserved it (3689)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by lovely (man) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my five-year-old daughter told me she was going to throw up. I told her to rush to the bathroom. I followed her a few seconds later, only to find her sitting on the toilet and vomiting onto the floor. FML

#18534964
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28481) - you deserved it (5529) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/17/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by espylone - France

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

#18525865
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23364) - you deserved it (11562)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:08am - kids - by Oily (man) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML

#18201321
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35967) - you deserved it (2942)

On 11/09/2011 at 12:20pm - work - by Anonymous - Romania (Mures)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27471) - you deserved it (8102)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute because he tried to kill his mother. He also told me we will be together forever. I'm scared. FML

#18005142
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49867) - you deserved it (4637)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML

#17976289
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24229) - you deserved it (5876)

On 10/13/2011 at 5:30pm - intimacy - by serenti - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

#17877097
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (5352)

On 10/01/2011 at 7:44am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

#17869436
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17536) - you deserved it (7719)

On 09/30/2011 at 6:18am - misc - by Steve (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I thought it would be funny to put a few extra spoonfuls of sugar in my co-worker's coffee. He thought it would be funny to throw the boiling hot coffee over my crotch. FML

#17794413
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11205) - you deserved it (32716)

On 09/21/2011 at 8:40am - work - by unknown - Philippines

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

#17438082
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24768) - you deserved it (4748)

On 08/11/2011 at 4:45am - kids - by IRum (man) - Russian Federation

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is extremely jealous of a stuffed toy that sits on my bed, all because it gets to 'sleep in the same bed as me and he doesn't.' Now, whenever he comes over, he throws it at the wall, death glares at it, then gets up and kicks it under my bed. FML

#16774144
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35053) - you deserved it (11391)

On 06/21/2011 at 12:46am - love - by holdengurl18 - China

Today, I went on a long overdue vacation to France with my husband and young daughter. As revenge for an earlier prank, my sister has apparently taught my daughter to swear profusely in French. FML

#16068567
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23401) - you deserved it (8144)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:16pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26711) - you deserved it (2302)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35340) - you deserved it (6152)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)



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