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Today, my family and I went to the mall. We all split up in a department store to shop for our own clothes. While shopping, I caught my dad feeling up a mannequin in the back corner of the store. FML
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On 05/08/2010 at 6:07am - intimacy - by notmydad. (woman) - Philippines (Manila)
Today, I got locked inside my office again by my co-workers because they had forgotten I was still around when they left. This happens 1 or 2 times a week. FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 4:48am - work - by Tee (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my mom walked me to school to make sure I don't cut class. I'm 20 years old. FML
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On 03/17/2010 at 9:10pm - misc - by My mom - Sent from mobile version
Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 4:18pm - misc - by uHazFailedTotall - Norway (Rogaland)
Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 11:34am - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out that there's nothing like having to chase a 100-something lb. Bloodhound around the neighborhood when you're 8 months pregnant, with a 3 and 4 year old in tow. Especially when she runs the other way at the sight of you coming. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 7:17am - kids - by Dogs loose - Sent from mobile version
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 9:15pm - intimacy - by hornyloser770 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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On 02/28/2010 at 1:31am - health - by annonymous - Sent from mobile version
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:54pm - intimacy - by hannah12345 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I bought Plan B for the first time. Not because I had unprotected sex, but to make the cashier think someone would actually sleep with me. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)
Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 12:04am - money - by Julia - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my boyfriend came to visit me. He told me he was cheating on me, and that he wanted to break up. I was so angry that as he left, I started screaming at him out of my second story apartment window. I picked up a huge potted plant and shoved it through the window at him. It missed my ex and hit my car. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 7:33pm - love - by MUemma (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 7:14pm - health - by djshahso - United States
Today, my fiancée and I were selecting our wedding cake. The wedding is now off since I refused to buy her the "dream" wedding cake she wanted because it was chocolate. She called me childish and cheap. I'm highly allergic to chocolate. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 4:47pm - misc - by Ringless - United States (Virginia)
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