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Today, I was playing with my four month old daughter, flying her in the air like an airplane. I open my mouth saying 'Weeee', and she vomited on my face. FML
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Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
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Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
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On 10/16/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Shooter71 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I sit here in agonizing pain because of a scoliosis surgery. I have a bunch of painkillers that I need to suppress this incredible back pain. Looks like I can't take any. My mom has hidden them from me because she THINKS I need to be taken off them. I wish my doctor were here. FML
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On 10/08/2010 at 6:31am - health - by lmastr64 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at Barnes and Noble with my dad, where he refused to buy me a book because I "already read too much." FML
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On 10/07/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by hfksorws - Sent from mobile version
Today, my four year old daughter pulled her pants down in the middle of Best Buy. Apparently, you can smell the farts better when they don't have to pass through clothing. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 1:48am - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, to spice things up a bit my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 12:27am - intimacy - by EffinAhole - Sent from mobile version
Today, I decided to get some exercise for the first time in months. I went to the store and bought a brand new bicycle and all the necessary paraphernalia. I drove a half hour to a bike trail, unloaded the bike, and started riding. 10 feet later, the chain snapped. FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 4:35am - health - by parisite - Sent from mobile version
Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite rock songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML
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On 09/30/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by PhilDavisDied? - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was walking outside when I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
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On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)
Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML
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On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML
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On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML
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On 08/31/2010 at 8:35pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version
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