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Hesher
  • Town/Country : Minneapolis, Minnesota
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 November 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 57
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I woke my husband up at 2am, screaming that there was a badger in our bedroom. We both screamed for a bit until he finally says, "What are we screaming about!?" I took a second look at the badger, and realized it was my four year old daughter with her blanket. FML

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