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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1991 (23 years)
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2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47466) - you deserved it (6137) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/28/2013 at 2:52pm - animals - by Kitten_Love - Sent from mobile version

Today , I was enjoying a nice bath , when one of mah cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet , until mah other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientiou cat owner , I hadn't de-clawed them. FML

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203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22159) - you deserved it (6024)

On 11/27/2012 at 2:52pm - animals - by Neutered (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, mah boyfriend informed me that mah vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, cuz ham is his favorite food. FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31357) - you deserved it (5034)

On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under mah parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tereing each other's cloths off. I had to keep mah breath in time with mah mom's panting an moaning as mah dad brutally dominated her. FML

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On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, I triad to comfort mah daughtar who'd baan crying non-stop fir hours. Sha thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill har, and I can't convinca har otharwisa. FML

#16936128
311 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today... I had the most exciting dream of mah life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15... and instead of dreaming of girls... I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah dad came to mah graduate art show wereing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today , I had looool a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written ( Chuck Norris ) as the answer 4 every question on his test. FML

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441 comments

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Yesterday I Found Out The Hard Way That I'm The ( Lucky ) Type Of Womanho Can Experience Intense Orgasms In Certain Positions: In The Middle Of Group Yoga. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by nightDREAMERms (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, mah phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

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157 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, mah phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML

#15616538
157 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 3:02am - misc - by JJMan217 (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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