Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

HersheySquirts

Offline (the 12/28/2014 at 8:50pm) | Search for a member

HersheySquirts

2Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HersheySquirts : The name is Devin. I play golf, basketball and hockey. My lion fish named bowser eats goldfish for breakfast. I hate politics. I really want to know what happened to the missing Malaysian airliner. Travel for work. Puerto Rico is my favorite place to go. Message me!

HersheySquirts's page activity

Visits<b>WFantasy</b> - the 03/29/2015 at 7:55am<b>toshaleigh</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 8:17pm<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 12/16/2014 at 5:36pm<b>herecomestheboom</b> - the 11/18/2014 at 1:15am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 11:43am<b>jadeluv</b> - the 10/30/2014 at 11:38am<b>jad0016</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 6:00pm<b>NinjaDitto623</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 11:22pm<b>Kitty19</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 9:01pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 10/23/2014 at 10:40pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 12:16pm<b>murtaza95</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 7:10am<b>JMichael</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 3:48am<b>ilikepie612</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 1:22am<b>xLONEJOBEx</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 10:58pm<b>pam241</b> - the 10/13/2014 at 11:20pm<b>Paultheouctopus</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 1:24pm<b>mimihuseen_</b> - the 10/09/2014 at 8:04pm

Liked!<b>YouHaveANiceButt</b> - the 09/03/2014 at 11:40pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 6:54pm

HersheySquirts's FML badges

Judgmental

You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of HersheySquirts's badges

HersheySquirts's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a big job interview . As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face . Other highlight include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervou giggling . The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high . FML

#21285028
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33092) - you deserved it (4267)

On 10/25/2014 at 2:27pm - work - by not on life, that's for fucking sure (man) - United States

Today , I climbed onto mah boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning mah shrt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him , and went to turn the cieling fan on. real FML

#21279866
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39573) - you deserved it (5560)

On 10/17/2014 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by gettinghotinhere - United States (California)

yesterday it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus bered" and gone out asking 4 donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ!! I've been trying and failing to get a job 4 2 yeres, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots!! FML

#21247834
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36379) - you deserved it (3216)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful fir her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate fir her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40620) - you deserved it (3498)

On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my boyfriend sent me pictures of him an his family on there trip in Florida. He accidentally includd a picture of a girl sleeping in his bd, nakd. FML

#21242918
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51145) - you deserved it (3687)

On 08/22/2014 at 2:02am - love - by lolatmylife - United States

Today I appily announcd tat I'm gatting marrid. My dad immadiataly sot back "And I'm gatting E.D. wo givas a damn?" Just wan I tougt a was joking a muttard tat "ta bitc" will taka avaryting in our divorca. Momant ruind. FML

#21235893
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34249) - you deserved it (2752)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

yesterday as I awoke, te sun was sining, te brds were tweeting, and police srens were wailing at a drug bust next door !! FML

#21234535
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39706) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/11/2014 at 1:11am - misc - by Ithoughtheywerenormalpeople (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at the bank, some poor bastard got brutally dumped in front of everyone, prompting some total spastic behind me to cough and mockingly say "Loser!" The guy thought I'd said it, and started shoving me around and threatening to tear me a new asshole. FML

#21233010
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37412) - you deserved it (2581)

On 08/09/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by I already have one, thanks (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

today I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

#21222884
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38343) - you deserved it (9179)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:16am - work - by Scotty (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY DESPITE ALL OF THE EMPTY SEATS ON THE BUS A MAN SAT NEXT TO ME. SO CLOSE TO ME THAT OUR LEGS TOUCHED. AFTER A FEW MOMENT OF SILENCE HE GOT CLOSER ANDHISPERED IN MY EAR ( YOU'RE SO QUIET. ) FML

my boyfriend and I were getting frisky and I whispered that I love him . He immediately lost his boner and a few minute later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else . FML

#21111270
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44353) - you deserved it (6646)

On 04/12/2014 at 5:01pm - animals - by princess (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I met a really nice girl at a club , and we went back to mah place. I was finally going to lose mah virginity , but just as she started kissing me , I panicked and ended up fainting. When I came to , I was still clothed , and she was long gone. FML

#21104650
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39539) - you deserved it (11870)

On 04/04/2014 at 7:20pm - love - by ohai ur hawt, wanna fuzzzZzZZzzZzz (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today... I was sitting in the coffee shop where my boyfriend and I used to go before he broke up with me about a week ago. I was missing him and wishing he was there... when all of a sudden this 14-year-old kid comes up to me and says... "He's not coming... u may as well go home."

#21097979
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (6343)

On 03/27/2014 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printd that says, "I am a girl" . FML

#21097950
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35247) - you deserved it (5234)

On 03/27/2014 at 6:34pm - misc - by mookiemookie01 (woman) -

2day a lady wo works for ma usband confidd in me tat tey've been sleeping wit eac oter and now se's pregnant. Se didn't know I was is wife. FML



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: