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Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML

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205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29415) - you deserved it (2174)

On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

#18013165
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15307) - you deserved it (27688)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out the people I babysit for have a nanny cam. Problem is, when I'm there, I act out scenarios in which I have the sweetest boyfriend. I also say his parts out loud in a man's voice. FML

#17932386
102 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 12:49am - work - by Laura - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

#17749622
255 comments

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On 09/15/2011 at 3:34am - health - by Scott - United States (California)

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register. Only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

#17678735
36 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 5:32am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while bitching some girl out for spilling coffee all over me, she looks at me with accepting eyes and says after I'd finished, "I can understand your anger, big girls like you get grumpy when they're hungry." FML

#17606800
157 comments

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On 08/28/2011 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

#17281952
241 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by Nickname (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

#17026293
204 comments

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On 07/08/2011 at 9:24am - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend who was planning on waiting until marriage for sex decided to have sex with me. It's been 4 hours and she hasn't stopped crying, praying and calling me the devil's temptation. FML

#16998038
389 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:26am - intimacy - by devilboy - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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163 comments

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On 06/07/2011 at 8:13pm - work - by Bee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

#16477433
80 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:21am - misc - by AndieApocalypse - United States

Today, I realized the only reason I chose to lose weight is that I can never cross the crosswalk fast enough. FML

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187 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 3:51pm - health - by Username - United States (Washington)

Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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124 comments

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On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

Today, I found out that our neighbors told almost everyone on our street that I was mentally handicapped. All this time I wasn't sure why they would speak slowly and loudly at me. Now they won't believe me when I tell them I'm a 4.0 GPA student. FML

#15650544
138 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Imslow (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
244 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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