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Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML


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On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML


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On 10/12/2014 at 12:45pm - intimacy - by KO - United States

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML


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On 10/11/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by Forge (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, someone thought it would be funny to steal the precious stuffed bear I've had since childhood and leave a ransom note in its place. FML


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On 01/17/2014 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, a lady told me that I should sue whoever screwed up my "nose job" so badly. This is the nose I was born with. FML


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On 12/07/2013 at 12:30pm - health - by :^( (woman) - Bahrain (Madinat)

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML


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On 11/16/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by CODgirl102 - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML


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On 09/29/2013 at 9:00am - love - by Laserbeaver (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my grandmother opened the bathroom door to find me eating a spoonful of Nutella while on the toilet. She is convinced that I was eating my own shit and will not stop telling everybody. They believe her. FML


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On 09/15/2013 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came into the kitchen to see how dinner was coming along. My mother was milling the meat around the skillet with the cat's poop scooper as a spatula. FML


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On 08/27/2013 at 8:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, at work, two teenage girls caused a huge scene and told me to get lost, after I asked if they needed any help. Their reasoning: they didn't want to be helped by "someone who doesn't have a thigh gap." FML

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML


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On 08/23/2013 at 3:40am - misc - by seriously? -

Today, I was at the library. I had to use the restroom, where I ended up singing in bad, made-up Japanese the whole time. When I went back across the library, my brother informed me that everyone could clearly hear me. FML

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML


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On 08/08/2013 at 12:09am - kids - by NextAmericanIdol? - United States (Maryland)

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