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Here4theshow's favorite FMLs

Today, after waiting in front of a washroom stall for 20 minutes to take a dump, I finally realized that the "person" in the stall was just a pair of shoes. FML

#21512486
59 comments

Today, as always, I tend to smile and giggle when I'm nervous. I couldn't stop it from happening at the funeral of my friend's grandmother. FML

#21509708
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19505) - you deserved it (3366)

On 12/31/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Smiley (woman) - Aruba

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

#21495827
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23855) - you deserved it (8855)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was at K-Mart and saw an exact copy of my engagement ring for twenty bucks. The same one that had supposedly been in my fiancé's family for generations, and worth thousands. FML

#21481447
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25792) - you deserved it (2829)

On 10/18/2015 at 1:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking through school when I noticed an advertisement for school picture retakes. It read, "Bad hair day?" Underneath was my picture. That's my normal hair. FML

Today, I was getting coffee when I pulled my lip balm from my pocket and started playing with it in my hands, tapping it on my face and lip. There were there two gorgeous guys in front of me who kept turning around and staring at me. I was actually holding a tampon. FML

#21468528
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16961) - you deserved it (17990)

On 09/14/2015 at 7:58pm - misc - by C BOMB (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, on the bus, my blood sugar level got too low and I passed out. When I came to, the woman next to me was hitting me, saying she needed to get off and that she didn't have time for my "stupid fucking prank". FML

#21445474
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29678) - you deserved it (2036)

On 07/22/2015 at 1:35pm - health - by qhorin halflung (woman) -

Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML

#21412970
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22934) - you deserved it (20375)

On 05/20/2015 at 10:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Today, my sister told me she found my escaped tarantula and put it in a box on my bed. I never had a tarantula, and the box was empty when I checked. FML

#21409835
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30924) - you deserved it (2452)

On 05/14/2015 at 1:11am - animals - by cricketsins (woman) - United States

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML

#21409445
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32179) - you deserved it (3010)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was asked by a total stranger if I had Tourettes. This is the third time this has happened to me. FML

#21342680
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27607) - you deserved it (5257)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:39am - misc - by Evra (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML

#21342067
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36720) - you deserved it (5324)

On 01/22/2015 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we had a drug search at school. After the search, we went back inside. My bag was open, and my lunch was gone. FML

#21341948
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32422) - you deserved it (2341)

On 01/21/2015 at 10:46pm - misc - by blububble412 - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

#21336954
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23137) - you deserved it (39839)

On 01/14/2015 at 12:49pm - love - by middleagednurse - United States (Florida)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37780) - you deserved it (3300)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia



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