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Helpfulman

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 202
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Helpfulman : I'm a helpful man.

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Helpfulman's favorite FMLs

Today, I have such severe ADD that I can't focus without my medication. When I take the medication, I can only focus on one thing, but not necessarily the thing I need to be focusing on. I have a chem test soon, and I've been vacuuming my room for the past 4 hours. FML

#21265203
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (598) - you deserved it (4006)

On 09/25/2014 at 3:32pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML

#21247834
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36194) - you deserved it (3205)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

#21055217
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38896) - you deserved it (7480)

On 02/09/2014 at 9:36am - misc - by took it - United States (New York)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29515) - you deserved it (3198)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14415) - you deserved it (49995)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

#18933049
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28003) - you deserved it (2631)

On 01/28/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by messyvictor (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

#4285773
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15241) - you deserved it (34637)

On 08/04/2009 at 4:22pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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