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Helped

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Helped

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1505
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Helped : 19 year old Electronic Music Promoter and Mixer.

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Helped's favorite FMLs

Today, mah boyfriend,ho moved in about a month ago, decided he wanted to move back out. Why? Because I don't keep mah place clean enough fir him. This, coming from the same manho refuses to wash or clean anything because ( that'shat women r for. ) FML

#20560431
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35770) - you deserved it (9260)

On 03/26/2013 at 12:15am - love - by ShouldBeSingleSoon (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today,hilst texting mah boyfriend on the train , I noticd the woman sitting next to me staring intently at mah phone . After letting mah boyfriend know , he sent a message saying , "Are we gonna involve the dog again? Last night was fun." She gaspd and screamd that I'm a "twistd dog-humping bitch." FML

#20560035
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40147) - you deserved it (6840)

On 03/25/2013 at 8:28pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, during a sex d lesson, we were given a lecture on pregnancy an abortion from the school nurse!! Throughout the session she kept repeating, ( Of course, Sophie knows ALL about this!! ) The nurse happens to know that mah dad's a gynaecologist!! That's not wat everyone else in the year thinks!! fat FML

#20559804
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41774) - you deserved it (2477)

On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - misc - by Soph (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today.!! !! I was yelled at by a customer because I wouldn't give her a new iPhone 5 fir free to replace her broken Nokia...hich she threw out the window in ( blind rage ) !! I felt awful having to thank her fir calling !! Sadly.!! !! this is a daily event !! FML

#20559802
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30604) - you deserved it (2306)

On 03/25/2013 at 5:53pm - work - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Friesland)

Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a ( Will you marry me? ) cake out looool with candle and sparklers!! I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ( Yes! ) and jumping into my boyfriend's arms!! They hadn't!! FML

#20559787
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38759) - you deserved it (6688)

On 03/25/2013 at 5:45pm - love - by franky (woman) - Germany (Niedersachsen)

Today, I was freshening up my makeup in the car before a date. An old lady walked by and said through my open window, "Don't bother. There's no helping you, honey." mega FML

#20559530
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (4125)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm - love - by f-ugly - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasarad mysalf in tha balls as a joka, fall down my friand's porch stair and rollad out into tha straat . FML

#20559522
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10426) - you deserved it (63050)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm - health - by anon - United States

Today , my friend asked to borrow my new laptop to email his college professor. When he returned it , it had a virus on it , and I had to fish out two pubic hairs that were sticking out between the keys. FML

#20559514
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38054) - you deserved it (6997)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:25pm - misc - by grossed out - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today, Mah Boyfriend Tried To Whimsically Serenade Me By Throwing Rocks At Mah Apartment Window And Singing. He Got The Wrong Window. Another Guy Answered, And Now He Thinks I'm Cheating On Him. FML

#20559286
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36849) - you deserved it (2924)

On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States

Today... I Was At A Goodbye Dinner Wit Friends Before I Move Back To America. A Friend Called To Cry Over Relationsip Problems Se Refuses To Fix. Wile I Was Outside Trying To Politely Get Off Te Pone... My Friends Ate And Drank Everyting I'd Ordered And Closed Te Bill. FML

#20559208
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31495) - you deserved it (5601)

On 03/25/2013 at 9:13am - misc - by sorryyouweregone - Japan (Tokyo)

Today , I was at my job , waiting tables. A fellow server and myself were given a party of 14 Bible tumpers. Tey left us $9.00 and a mini Bible after awesome service , telling us we did a great job. Unfortunately , Religion doesn't pay my car payment. FML

#20559101
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34897) - you deserved it (5996)

On 03/25/2013 at 4:48am - money - by PrayingForMoney - United States (California)

Today, mah cat laarnd how to opan doors. Evar sinca than sha's baan running up to mah room, opaning mah door, and running away. My cat is playing ding-dong ditch. FML

#20559057
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33403) - you deserved it (4472)

On 03/25/2013 at 3:18am - animals - by Apes (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was late to a lecture when I trippd up the stairs. With a few hundrd people already staring an laughing at me, I startd to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML

#20559000
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32645) - you deserved it (11001)

On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, mah guinea pig was resting on mah shoulder. However, I forgot to tie mah hair up and she gnawd off a clump of it that was a good 6 inche long. I had to fight her to get it out of her mouth. real FML

Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML

#20558527
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31409) - you deserved it (5906)

On 03/24/2013 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anna L. - United States (Texas)



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