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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 October 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1476
  • Number of comments : 135
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34795) - you deserved it (24718)

On 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32161) - you deserved it (18630)

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