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by Imgonnahaveabf / 01/05/2012 at 7:06am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML
by Bob smith / 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Rachel / 06/10/2011 at 5:57am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
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