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HelloSweetIrony
  • Town/Country : Smyrna, America
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 104
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HelloSweetIrony : I'm wondering why you don't just ask me.

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Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

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On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, my biology teacher assigned us partners for a project. I got paired up with one of the smartest kids in the class. When he found out I was his partner, he cried. FML

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On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, it was my first day working as a nightclub bartender. All through the evening, a really creepy bloke stood in a dark corner and leered at the girls on the dance floor. When I took the bouncer to one side to let him know, he told me the man was a coat stand. FML

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184 comments

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On 12/19/2011 at 3:57pm - work - by Bob smith (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at the park with my daughter. She walked up to a boy at the swings, held her hand out, and said, "Hi I'm Vanessa, and someday you'll be working for me." FML

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On 06/10/2011 at 5:57am - kids - by Rachel (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I walked through a spider's web with hundreds of baby spiders on it. My afro is now infested. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)



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