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HelloSeattle
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 16200
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About HelloSeattle : I'm Nathalie. :D I don't live in Seattle, it's the name of a song I enjoy.

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Today, I facebooked my friends about my upcoming birthday party, and told them to keep the date free. I got several responses telling me that's not possible, because that's the day the new Harry Potter movie comes out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37591) - you deserved it (26377)

On 06/16/2009 at 7:10am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML

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On 05/30/2009 at 7:48pm - misc - by whoahshloann (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, for my birthday, my brother gave me some of those fake 'Harry Potter' edible cockroaches. I ate one. It wasn't fake. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51616) - you deserved it (8606)

On 05/23/2009 at 11:01pm - misc - by partygirlxxx - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was in my room and I drew a Harry Potter lightning bolt on my forehead in eyeliner because it cheers me up. Then some friends came over, so we went out to get yogurt, and when I got back I realized the lightning bolt was still there. I'm in college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10773) - you deserved it (65786)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:57am - misc - by Fenny (woman) - United States (California)



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