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HelloNoora1
  • Town/Country : Palm Bay, FL, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7345) - you deserved it (18998)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

#6421239
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26891) - you deserved it (3067)

On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)

Today, my whole family was sitting in the kitchen. My sister was stoned and passed out in our dog's bed. My dad was drunk, yelling "who's your daddy" at his plate of barbecue, and my mom just sat there with that, "what the hell happened to my life" look on her face. FML

#5224172
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53016) - you deserved it (2692)

On 09/13/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49664) - you deserved it (13468)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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