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HelloNoora1
  • Town/Country : Palm Bay, FL, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 April 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 284
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital. My mom drove me to the emergency room. The doctor said I had a panic attack. What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9054) - you deserved it (25274)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55313) - you deserved it (16742)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew



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