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HelloKittyLoveX
  • Town/Country : Atlanta, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 164
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HelloKittyLoveX : Hey, I'm Dani I have an Instagram it's Daniellaweekss follow me. Have a nice day

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Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (41552)

On 01/26/2013 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was getting a haircut. The lady accusingly told me she'd have to thoroughly wash my hair before she started, as it was way too greasy to cut through. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7764) - you deserved it (37560)

On 01/22/2013 at 2:18pm - misc - by Whoops (man) - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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