About HellionRoss : I'm the most psychotic eccentric bubbly bundle of shortness you will ever meet. I dare you to try to resist the temptation known as me.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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HellionRoss's favorite FMLs
by younggirl101 / 08/05/2014 at 12:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by carebear1228 / 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States (California) / Love
by BrefODM / 06/12/2014 at 11:15pm / United Kingdom / Health
by naesha / 03/16/2014 at 9:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by well i'm fucked / 02/03/2014 at 5:47pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML
by Elisa_LmR / 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm / France / Miscellaneous
by GogglesGoggles / 12/23/2013 at 3:24am / United States / Transportation
Today, I came home after working on a difficult case. My husband wasn't home so I hopped into bed. My feet felt something and I reached down and picked it up out of the sheets. It was lacy black thongs. I don't own black thongs. FML
by Anonymous / 12/21/2013 at 2:08am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
by PapaW / 11/01/2013 at 3:01am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by alexbrooke / 09/15/2013 at 10:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
by natattack / 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 08/27/2013 at 3:21am / Canada (New Brunswick) / Geek
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, after waiting weeks to hear back from his insurance agency, I got a call telling me that the… Today, I got my wisdom teeth taken out and my boyfriend told me not to worry about getting any soft… Today,my husband decided he needs to be a truck driver. That means our 7 weeks of marriage will be…