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Helldemon
  • Town/Country : Randallstown, Maryland, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 November 1983 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 1012
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Helldemon : Electrician, Gamer, Nerd.

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Helldemon's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32929) - you deserved it (21127) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58008) - you deserved it (2755)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

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287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29639) - you deserved it (8010)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts, I said "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37206) - you deserved it (2765)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16469) - you deserved it (46592)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend saying, "I shall be the prince, and you shall be the princess," to his hamster. Once he saw me, he quickly turned to the hamster and said, "I have to go. The dragon is here." FML

#10532796
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37354) - you deserved it (6279)

On 05/14/2010 at 7:28pm - love - by Cheese4men - Canada (Alberta)



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