I am a first year Arts student at the University of Alberta. My major is psychology and my minor is Japanese. I'm most intrigued by abnormal psychology because everyone is so unique. Though I am learning Japanese, I'm not really interested in Japan's culture all that much. I wanted to learn a challenging language; every one else was learning Spanish, French or German, and that's boring. Since Japanese has 2 (or 3, depending on who you talk to) alphabets, it seemed like it'd be the hardest.
It's not. It's fairly easy, actually.
For my job...I'm a Starbucks barista.
I don't have anything FMyLife worthy, so I just come here to read whatever is posted or moderate the ones waiting to be posted.
That's really all you need to know about me. I doubt you care about my favourite food, colour, animal, etcetera, or even what I said above. Move along now.
Today, I came home and noticed that sometime while I was at school, someone cut off half of my ponytail. FML
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On 03/10/2010 at 1:42pm - misc - by Nancy - United States
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML
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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
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On 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm - misc - by DUMMIE (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my country thought it was a good idea to represent itself with Avril Lavigne, Hedley, and Nickelback. FML
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On 03/01/2010 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
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On 02/20/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by makeuuuuup (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML
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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - misc - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, as I was about to leave my house in my brand new heels, I stepped on a dead mouse. My heel went through it. FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 10:05am - misc - by juwkgo (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 8:30pm - misc - by misspriss (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I sat a client down for his haircut. He pulled off his hat and his hair was dripping wet. I asked him if he had just washed it. He responded, "No, but isn't it a hot day out?" No, it's twenty degrees and overcast today. FML
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On 02/16/2010 at 11:35am - work - by kennarama (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, like all days, my cat brought something to my doorstep. Usually it's a slew of dead mice; but today he decided to bring this big, ugly snake. I'm always the only one in my family 'brave' enough to go fetch our cat's gift. It took until lifting it up to realize. The snake wasn't dead. FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Mary (woman) - United States (Delaware)
Today, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 12:11am - health - by NotSoSick (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I ran into a former college classmate at Subway. He proceeded to gush on and on about how I was the only one in our class with true potential. Then I asked him what kind of sandwich he wanted, because 3 years out of college, Subway is still the only place that will hire a music major. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 9:07am - work - by Prodigy (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I was standing at the top of the stairs petting my dog. The doorbell rang and my dog bolted down the stairs, tripping me. I fell down the whole flight of stairs backwards. Turns out the person at the door was my brother who had locked himself out. I almost died for no reason. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:14am - love - by sari14 - United States (Virginia)
