Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Heliol

Online | Search for a member

Heliol

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1135
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

Heliol's page activity

Visits<b>alliepatches12</b> - the 02/01/2015 at 3:25am<b>ffej528</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 12:59am<b>PhilMcHawk</b> - the 11/04/2013 at 9:58pm<b>Every1luvsfmls</b> - the 01/27/2013 at 5:59pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:36pm<b>fightingkittens</b> - the 08/24/2011 at 5:58pm<b>lovepebbles</b> - the 06/28/2011 at 9:36pm<b>Bobissmall</b> - the 05/11/2011 at 2:40pm

Heliol's FML badges

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Happy Ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of Heliol's badges

Heliol's favorite FMLs

Today, as part of the treatment for my bulimia, my doctor informed me that I will not be allowed to go to the bathroom unsupervised. Meaning there will have to be another person in the bathroom with me at all times. I have a nervous bladder. I couldn't go if I wanted to. FML

#17977413
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23769) - you deserved it (12993)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:07pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64541) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my brother in law got into a fight with my husband. My pregnant sister was yelling at her husband to stop beating my husband up. When I came into the room, I asked why they were fighting. You'll never guess who the real father of my sister's baby is. FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64541) - you deserved it (3216)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that I was moving to Germany. I'm going to be put back a year in school because of the system change. I also don't speak a word of German. Why? Because my mother wants to brag about this experience to her friends. FML

#17493123
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29872) - you deserved it (2417)

On 08/16/2011 at 8:05pm - kids - by Awesome (woman) - Russian Federation

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

#17206347
356 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42164) - you deserved it (10371)

On 07/21/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by toni405 - United States

Today, my mother won't give me any painkillers for my migraine. She believes that "When medicine goes into your stomach, the acids stop the medicine from working" and that "It's all in people's heads when medicine works". FML

#16847494
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32214) - you deserved it (2814)

On 06/25/2011 at 8:58am - health - by Live02Dance - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to go to a birthday party for 10 year old triplets. They've all been dead for more than 9 years. FML

#16755181
391 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42252) - you deserved it (6284)

On 06/20/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, she said she was too busy to talk to me. My sister asked who was on the phone, she replied "the dog sitter." FML

#16690008
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34734) - you deserved it (3888)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:25am - animals - by crapped on - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

#16687724
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41483) - you deserved it (3466)

On 06/16/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Ari (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41561) - you deserved it (3364)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
378 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51386) - you deserved it (9913)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML

#16160002
534 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35828) - you deserved it (18917)

On 05/13/2011 at 5:10pm - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML

#16106237
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31223) - you deserved it (6875)

On 05/09/2011 at 4:30pm - misc - by starcatch777 - United States

Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

#15948612
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44440) - you deserved it (5247)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML

#15919270
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32229) - you deserved it (7868)

On 04/25/2011 at 12:27pm - misc - by Text - United States (Maryland)



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: