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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (17 years)
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About HelenKeller1 : Lindsey, 17, 😘💋 snapchat; meatloaf2012 don't talk to me if you're creepy ✌😂

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HelenKeller1's favorite FMLs

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

#15935332
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39327) - you deserved it (12227)

On 04/26/2011 at 3:20pm - kids - by nomorexbox - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

#15896515
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31950) - you deserved it (10103)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

#15655514
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36917) - you deserved it (4822)

On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

#15651710
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48514) - you deserved it (4888)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:48pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57691) - you deserved it (3690)

On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was sitting in social studies and someone threw a note at me. It said "Go fuck yourself, everyone hates you, just die." FML

#15001242
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47514) - you deserved it (4764)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:30am - misc - by oheyimsarahh - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15003) - you deserved it (63931)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

#14909703
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51673) - you deserved it (13602)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML

Today, I went to go use an automatic cart in Walmart because I broke my hip in January. They were all being used by morbidly obese people throughout the store. I asked a manager if she could get me one, but apparently their weight issues are more impeding than my broken hip. FML

#14873123
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36887) - you deserved it (3279)

On 02/06/2011 at 9:36pm - misc - by LimpMcgee (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my friends and I were messing around with an app on my phone that makes your picture look fat. My picture looked the same before and after. FML

#14669350
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30161) - you deserved it (9663)

On 01/22/2011 at 12:53am - misc - by Peter C. - United States (Minnesota)

Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

#14613103
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29549) - you deserved it (3707) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML

#14572536
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25879) - you deserved it (11761)

On 01/13/2011 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, I was messing around in my boyfriend's pants while watching TV. He was totally absorbed in the fishing show that was on. When the guy lost a fish, he got so disappointed that he became completely flaccid. FML

#14128362
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30403) - you deserved it (5513)

On 12/08/2010 at 3:46am - intimacy - by fishruinsex -

Today, I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for you too." FML

#14120118
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12443) - you deserved it (81963)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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