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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (18 years)
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About HelenKeller1 : Lindsey, 18, 😘💋 snapchat; meatloaf2012
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Today, I was playing an online game in nothing but my boxers, when suddenly a girl joined my team. I immediately felt embarrassed and put some pants on. There were no webcams involved. I need to get out more. FML


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On 06/01/2012 at 12:48am - misc - by furred (man) - Philippines

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 4:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML


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On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was broken up with via a cereal analogy. Apparently, I'm a Cheerio and all he wants is a Fruit Loop. FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 7:55am - love - by Kyley - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML


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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML


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On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML


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On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by lifeonfire12 (woman) - Canada

Today, after years of waiting, I finally got to meet the band whose music got me through one of the hardest times I have ever experienced. When I turned down the lead singer for sex, they told me to leave. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 3:03am - intimacy - by bummed - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I introduced my Spanish friend to a girl I've had a crush on for a long time. Because he only spoke Spanish and she only spoke English, I was the translator. The first thing he said to her was, "You are really pretty." I translated it as "I like other men." Later, they found out. FML


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On 04/15/2012 at 2:49am - love - by needurlove (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I called my girlfriend saying "I think we need to break up." She said "No, I don't think so," and hung up. FML


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On 04/01/2012 at 10:03am - love - by Jeff make - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML


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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML


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On 03/13/2012 at 2:12am - misc - by Rynne S. - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML


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On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

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