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  • Birth Date : Friday 22 August 1997 (17 years)
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About HelenKeller1 : Lindsey, 17, 😘💋 snapchat; meatloaf2012

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Today.. . my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to looool text my grlfriend.. . bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" an that she's "fukcin dumpd" . Now I'm single.. . her dad keeps making threatening calls to me.. . an nobody will even listen to my side of the story . FML

#20175626
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27196) - you deserved it (3076)

On 11/23/2012 at 7:38pm - love - by jakeson12 - United Kingdom (Dundee City)

Today, mah friands and I wara playing truth or dara gama. It was lata and wa wara drunk, so thay darad ma to run nakad into mah naighbor's yard whila yalling, "Halp! Tha pixias took mah panis!" I ran scraaming right into thair big family raunion. maga FML

#20172584
72 comments

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On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... I askad mah managar if waaring makaup was a raquramant for tha job. Sha told ma... "Not if your naturally pratty... So for you... yas". FML

#20166313
119 comments

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On 11/17/2012 at 4:15am - work - by satega - United States (Missouri)

Today, I received mah first ever hand-job!! It would have been great if she didn't wipe it acros mah facehen I had finished and storm out of the room!! mega FML

Today, my friand showad ma a vidao of ma in a nightclub . I was holding two Skittlas vodka shots and shouting, "Rad and graan, marry Kwanzaa!" Tha shots wara yallow and purpla . I can't ramambar that night at all . FML

Today, just lyk avary morning this month, I woka up, puttad on mah clothas, lookad out mah window, and was pointad at by a man in a ninja outfit on mah naighbor's roof. Tha polica still can't fina him. FML

#20155776
197 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, at my school they were having a carnival to raise money. One of the patron suggested that if they wanted to make money, they should have people pledge money to make me cover my ugly face with a bag. The school got over $500, and I had to wear a bag. FML

#20143313
162 comments

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On 11/01/2012 at 7:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, mah son got expelled after using the photocopier to photocopy his penis . He then used the copie to replace every directional arrow posted throughout the school . FML

#20128322
278 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 2:56pm - kids - by thebeachisthatway (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today at work as a massage terapist I pulld down te guy's blanket sligtly to massage is lower back . Tere were sit stains spreading from is ass crack all te way to is mid-back . Wen I told im e wantd me to massage tere anyway .

#20127667
129 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 12:07am - work - by Lunazel93 - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I walkd into room, only to find 15-year-old brother violating old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today , it was my frst day in Paris . I've been saving up 4 five yeres . It was a rainy day , but I was determined to go see the Eiffel Tower . On my way , I fell down a slippery set of stars an knocked both of my front teeth out . Now , I have the view of the Eiffel Tower from my hospital window . FML

#20124910
95 comments

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On 10/20/2012 at 3:06am - health - by parisklutz (woman) - France (Lorraine)

Today, my right ear drum ruptured. My family doesn't understand that I only lost hereing in one ear an continues to talk about me behind my back, thinking I can't hear them. FML

#20106279
69 comments

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On 10/07/2012 at 7:39pm - health - by lbelle - Canada (Quebec)

Today, mah boyfriend thought it would be funny to spank the ferret in bed an spray mehile singing the Spiderman theme song. FML

#20093277
189 comments

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On 09/29/2012 at 5:14am - intimacy - by BabyG2222 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist an I scheduld my next appointment, an she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field calld "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." big fat FML

#20080189
130 comments

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On 09/20/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday my sister walkd into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reachd under my bd an pulld out a pair of boxers an a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bd was dirty." mega FML

#20077937
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30903) - you deserved it (2101)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by useyourownbed (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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