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  • Number of visits : 521
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Heeeerroin : Some quotes from mostly songs:

"I met one man who was wounded in love;
I met another man who was wounded in hatred"
-Bob Dylan, "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall"

"In many ways, we'll miss the good old days. Someday, someday"
-The Strokes, "Someday"

"I don't know, just where I'm going"
- The Velvet Underground, "Heroin"

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML

#18535495
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (4189)

On 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Emily - United States (Indiana)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML

Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML

#18461010
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41016) - you deserved it (3334)

On 12/08/2011 at 3:41pm - money - by Dante178 (man) - United States (California)

Today, while standing completely still at Walmart, I was hit by a drunk man on a Jazzy Scooter. He laughed, said it was an accident, gunned the scooter and took out two more people. FML

#18459479
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23583) - you deserved it (2312)

On 12/08/2011 at 9:48am - misc - by skidmark (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML

#18439868
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25487) - you deserved it (5089)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37236) - you deserved it (31527)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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