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About Heeeerroin : Some quotes from mostly songs:
"I met one man who was wounded in love;
I met another man who was wounded in hatred"
-Bob Dylan, "A Hard Rain's A-Gonna Fall"
"In many ways, we'll miss the good old days. Someday, someday"
-The Strokes, "Someday"
"I don't know, just where I'm going"
- The Velvet Underground, "Heroin"
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Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
Today, I called in sick at work because I have the flu. This is my first sick day in the 2 years I've worked there. It's also the day the CEO made a surprise visit. My co-workers all got generous salary increases, and some of them promotions. I'm not included, simply because I wasn't there. FML
Today, I went to court to file a small claim and found myself at the end of a huge line. The moment I got to the front of the line, the fire alarm went off and we all had to leave the building. The moment I got outside, the alarm stopped and everybody rushed back in. I'm at the back of the line. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015