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Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML

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On 08/25/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I have a heart condition that causes migraines and fainting, so I take salt tablets to stop the fainting. The migraines can lead to a stroke, so I have medication for them. The medication has a side effect: fainting. And to avoid migraines, I should avoid salt. FML

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On 08/24/2012 at 12:08am - health - by Neurocardiogenic Syncope - Canada

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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124 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:27pm - misc - by XYZee - United States (Georgia)

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 12:57pm - misc - by ZAS (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML

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On 08/22/2012 at 11:13am - love - by Minecraftwhyyy (woman) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my girlfriend over how many sides a triangle has. I actually ended up drawing her a diagram. FML

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On 08/19/2012 at 1:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found myself trying to explain to my puppy why I'm still single. I think I just found out why. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I woke up by inhaling a fly up my nose, and feeling it twitching and slowly dying inside my nasal cavity. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 3:49am - misc - by sneaky1324 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML

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On 08/18/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I bought the only cat on Earth that doesn't like chasing after a laser dot. Goodbye, hours of sick, sick entertainment. FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by lonelygirl (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom bitched me out, calling me a selfish pig and saying that the reason I don't have a girlfriend is because I'm so conceited. All of this because I started watching the latest episodes of Breaking Bad without her. FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by elijah (man) - United States

Today, my house got broken into. They just made a mess. I saw a note on the kitchen table that read "There's nothing good here. You have shitty stuff." FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was doing my laundry and I saw a dollar bill at the bottom of the washer. I excitedly dove in to retrieve the money, and promptly hit and broke my nose on the washer. FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 3:30am - misc - by Megan - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)



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