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HearNoEvil99
  • Town/Country : houston, usa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 20 January 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 891
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needed to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figured I could get away with muting the phone while on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9561) - you deserved it (35320)

On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19666) - you deserved it (2876)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16160) - you deserved it (32433)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

#1051780
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59569) - you deserved it (12236)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

#1051780
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59569) - you deserved it (12236)

On 04/17/2009 at 10:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182982) - you deserved it (61947)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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