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HearMeOut
  • Town/Country : Wonderland, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 550
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HearMeOut : Salvete Liberi !
Mi nombre es Carly (:
J'ai seize ans
私は憂うつではない何かをされるだけではなく、私は嫌い
Ik moet weten of je tatse sweet - dus wanneer kan ik weten
Ahahaha, yupp thats it.

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Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML

#13641335 (136)

I agree, your life sucks (19721) - you deserved it (4507)

On 10/29/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I returned a friends jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

#13388494 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (16180) - you deserved it (4679)

On 10/10/2010 at 2:54am - misc - by ewwy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got no happy birthday wishes from anyone. I decided to call my sister to see if she'd remembered. My 6-year-old niece answered, so I told her it was my birthday. She said that it's tomorrow. After ten minutes of arguing with a 6-year-old, I checked the calendar. It's tomorrow. FML

#6476260 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (4466) - you deserved it (37420)

On 11/27/2009 at 9:26am - misc - by forgotmyownbirthday (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking when I heard a car horn honk. I looked up to see a hot guy giving me a thumbs up. As he got a better look at me, he made a disgusted face and flipped his hand so he was giving me a thumbs down. FML

#6008433 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (25859) - you deserved it (2598)

On 10/26/2009 at 4:02pm - misc - by notsohot (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML

#5168083 (214)

I agree, your life sucks (24208) - you deserved it (5213)

On 09/10/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by ginny (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!!" FML

#4630669 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (74614) - you deserved it (4457)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882 (53)

I agree, your life sucks (4838) - you deserved it (27226)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)