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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 676
  • Number of comments : 175
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HeadlessSparrow : Well I like these FML's!

My friends describe me as fun, outgoing, and such. They also say that I can be difficult at times. Hm what else! Message me if you want to know more.. Or if your heart desires.

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Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML


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On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML


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On 10/04/2013 at 7:00pm - animals - by iet_Wyrda (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 7:09am - love - by Kit (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML


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On 06/14/2013 at 2:48am - love - by explanations (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items, I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice, I smiled. She smiled back and said "Hello, how are you?" Instead of saying "I'm good" or "I'm okay", I said "I'm gay". FML


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On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool. I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean. I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean. I was in the kiddy pool. FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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