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HeRoxKicks
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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1093
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 11:28pm<b>Aquamarine9</b> - the 07/06/2016 at 11:42pm<b>shyy_girl</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 1:19am<b>danieej27</b> - the 07/02/2016 at 12:05am<b>hallieee</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 3:48am<b>ciaraash</b> - the 06/21/2016 at 3:11pm<b>Dave_Davington</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 7:08am<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 12:30am<b>Lee_Mimbs</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 11:43pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/16/2016 at 10:07am<b>AwkwardBookworm</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 6:52pm<b>CarmenCnh</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 1:49am<b>jnunez0517</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 1:35am<b>EijiNeko</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 5:53pm<b>BlindKola</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 3:25pm<b>James_is_Mexican</b> - the 06/14/2016 at 4:04am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 2:10am<b>curlytop101</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 1:13am

Fucked!<b>JETarchitect</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 5:29am<b>hallieee</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 9:48am<b>CarmenCnh</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 7:49am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 4:38pm<b>hardcorefan16</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 11:11pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 6:42am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 4:51am<b>apineapple</b> - the 02/15/2016 at 4:15pm<b>yellow33</b> - the 02/13/2016 at 10:07pm<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 9:31pm<b>jnunez0517</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 6:04am<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 7:24pm<b>Lesser</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 3:03am<b>curlytop101</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 2:36pm<b>Emi1y</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 8:42am<b>davered89</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 9:40pm<b>The_Blonde_Fox</b> - the 11/29/2014 at 4:33pm<b>macncheeze97</b> - the 11/11/2014 at 7:40pm

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HeRoxKicks's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

by onlyjuggalos / 01/31/2016 at 3:13am / United States / Work

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

by Potforapeso / 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids

Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML

by idiotson / 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML

by MiserableMan / 06/10/2014 at 12:02am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Love

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML

by Teu_much / 06/09/2014 at 10:33pm / United States (New York) / Animals

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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML

by Anonymous / 06/09/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking in the street, and the next thing I know, I'm waking up in a hospital. According to witnesses, a guy came up and hit me over the head with a baseball bat. Apparently that's a thing that happens now. But it's okay, he had an excuse: he said he was drunk. FML

by Harry / 06/09/2014 at 9:56pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML

by jaqen h'garrrhghhgfgjhfuck / 06/09/2014 at 5:45pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Animals

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML

by wrecked / 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm / United States / Love

Today, I was at a buffet with my kids and husband. As my boys got up to get more food, I told them they'd better come back with something green on their plate. They both came back with mint ice cream and got a high-five from my husband. FML

by outsmartedbykids / 05/28/2014 at 12:28pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

by Anonymous / 05/23/2014 at 6:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, it was my first ever live piano performance. It went all great until the end, when I stood up, slipped, and smashed face-first into the keys. I've lost half a tooth and all my dignity. FML

by Anonymous / 03/30/2014 at 2:45pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Health

Today, I learned that most teenagers would rather grab free candy from the broken vending machine than help the guy stuck underneath it get free. FML

by Anonymous / 03/23/2014 at 12:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up, ate breakfast, and left my dorm room, only to see about half a dozen people and my roommate shuffling around in the hall. Their zombie outfits and limping were so realistic that I freaked out and ran back inside, screaming. They think it was the greatest prank ever. FML

by campus pussy / 03/22/2014 at 5:08pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous