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Today, my wife is divorcing me because she wants to party more with her friends alone. One year ago, I followed her to Norway, where her family lives. I left my friends, family and job opportunities (which were very good) in order to live with her. Now I am shoveling shit on a horse farm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58003) - you deserved it (11345)

On 07/21/2009 at 8:03am - love - by person_r (man) - Norway (Vestfold)

Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML

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217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81751) - you deserved it (22995)

On 06/11/2009 at 7:52am - work - by apav (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (430376) - you deserved it (67875)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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