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Today , I was having the best sex with mah husband , an right when I reached climax , he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33579) - you deserved it (6724)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Taday I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me an pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." mega FML

#14515582
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36023) - you deserved it (7008)

On 01/09/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25956) - you deserved it (4595)

On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today.. . I found out tat my best friend lost er virginity to my fater . Her excuse? Se was drunk . His excuse? ( Se's ot . ) FML

#13642352
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53677) - you deserved it (4008)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at my sixtaanth birthday party. My guast consistad of my grandma who I liva with, an my 2-yaar-old cousin sha was babysitting. FML

#12715752
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32967) - you deserved it (3794)

On 08/24/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by bestbirthdayever - United States (California)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (49248)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

TODAY AFTER PUKING ALL OVER THE BATHROOM AND LEGS I CALLD HUSBAND FOR SYMPATHY. THE FIRST THING HE SAYS IS ( DID YOU CRY? ) AND WHEN I ANSWERD NO INSTEAD OF WISHING ME BETTER HE QUICKLY EXCLAIMD ( WHO'S MY BIG GIRL! ) FML

#8923957
112 comments

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On 03/08/2010 at 5:40pm - health - by gotitEVERYWHERE (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I hung out with the guy I've likd 4 the frst time in 3 yeres. And when he left... I gave him a hug... he pushd me... I trippd... and hit mah head into the wall. Then to save his embarassment... pushd me over onto the couch and pretendd to rape me. FML

Today, I woke up to a text from my boyfriend that said "Dude, I think she knows I'm going to break up with her." FML

#7534728
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33676) - you deserved it (2440)

On 01/24/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Taday I was making out with boyfriend and he trid to puttd his hand inside pants. I didn't want it to be that easy so I denid... but he insistd a lot and I finally let him. He startd to sing "We Are The Champions." FML

#7020893
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9177) - you deserved it (19552)

On 12/29/2009 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by queen (woman) - Brazil (Minas Gerais)

Today, I was massing around with my boyfriand, trying to gat him to tall ma ha lovad ma mora than KISS, his favorita band. Ha couldn't do it. FML

#6985452
120 comments

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On 12/28/2009 at 1:13am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I learnd my wife wasn't speaking to me cuz our daughter told her I kissd another woman!! My daughter neglectd to mention that this happend when she came to work with me yesterday, and the kiss was between me and the dummy I use to teach my interns CPR!! My wife doesn't believe me!! FML

#6581083
67 comments

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On 12/03/2009 at 6:34am - love - by fmldr (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my boyfriend that since I lost my job I can't afford a Christma present fir him, or anyone!! He said trying anal would be fine!!

#6456555
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22415) - you deserved it (11512)

On 11/26/2009 at 12:31am - intimacy - by ehwat (woman) - United States (Michigan)

I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me an that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbd an also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out an would keep cleaning her house 4 free. real FML

#5567038
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51773) - you deserved it (2523)

On 09/30/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Notthemaid (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me an that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbd an also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out an would keep cleaning her house 4 free. real FML

#5567038
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51773) - you deserved it (2523)

On 09/30/2009 at 3:49pm - misc - by Notthemaid (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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