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HazyVortex
  • Town/Country : America!
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 March 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 589
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About HazyVortex : Music and Painting!:D

~Straight From The Colors Of Her Dream~
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A tout le monde
A tout mes amis
Je vous aime
Je dois partir
These are the last words
I'll ever screech
And they'll set me free
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I'm Gonna Get Free!
I'm Gonna Get Free!
I'm Gonna Get Free! Ride in to the sun!
She Never loved me!
She Never loved me!
Never loved me!
Why Should anyone!?

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Today, I would rather pound to porn than have sex with my wife, because trying to get her in the mood is too much hassle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16500) - you deserved it (9751)

On 12/02/2009 at 9:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42294) - you deserved it (2693)

On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)



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