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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2917
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Hazelino : i'm a proffesional conversationkiller

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Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19520) - you deserved it (5012)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23183) - you deserved it (4471)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31922) - you deserved it (2857)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13873) - you deserved it (55479)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52376) - you deserved it (3734)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML


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