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Hazelino

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Hazelino
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 16 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1870
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About Hazelino : i'm a proffesional conversationkiller

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Visits<b>Mortoli</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:07am<b>avoriginiess</b> - the 10/02/2014 at 1:21pm<b>Furby94</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 4:53pm<b>Liiiiiiiiike</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 7:56am<b>okcnation</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 4:37am<b>Uglyfeet</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 9:57am<b>callmeDoug</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 3:35pm<b>eddie1122</b> - the 06/28/2014 at 5:45pm<b>nowNlaterKid</b> - the 06/27/2014 at 10:06am<b>dubfan24</b> - the 06/11/2014 at 12:53am<b>KeepItTrill</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 9:56pm<b>Lumen94</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 1:07pm<b>MissBubblesXoxo</b> - the 06/10/2014 at 10:12am<b>emily1015</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 11:56pm<b>NothingIsTrue</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 10:56am<b>minutepoet</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 4:22am<b>HumbleExistence</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 3:02am<b>kmcruz417</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 1:59am

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Hazelino's favorite FMLs

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

#473
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16140) - you deserved it (4440)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19697) - you deserved it (4006)

On 12/08/2008 at 3:46am - misc - by Heyhey - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28042) - you deserved it (2497)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to a friend's wedding. I took stupid photos all day long and when came the moment that the bride entered the church, my battery died. FML

#73
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12039) - you deserved it (50934)

On 10/26/2008 at 11:27pm - misc - by Erasmus - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML

#71
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49065) - you deserved it (3486)

On 10/26/2008 at 10:22pm - misc - by Noalixah - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

#7
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68134) - you deserved it (19041)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - misc - by Cyberdeeder -



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