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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I found out the reason boyfriend dumpd me was cuz his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slobho's dating there daughter. FML

#15294376
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34260) - you deserved it (3355)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I found out the reason boyfriend dumpd me was cuz his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slobho's dating there daughter. FML

#15294376
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34260) - you deserved it (3355)

On 03/13/2011 at 3:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I went to the doctor 4 an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat cummed from and how it got into mah bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

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On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today,hile driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of brand new car. mega FML

#15266728
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. real FML

#15264127
204 comments

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On 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by dumped (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after setting up surviellance in my front yard to seeho's dog keeps crapping on my lawn, I finally caught the culprit on film!! It was my heroin addict nieghbour!! FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 6:09am - animals - by Tom -

Today, while having sex with mah boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, mah 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
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On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today... mah roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door an lying motionless in a bathtub full of water an red coloring. When I went... horrified... to take a closer look... he lunged at me an screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30905) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, mah boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he startd making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, ( Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1... ) and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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185 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

#14330238
109 comments

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today... I picked up my friend's new kitten so enthusiastically I scared it and it shat all over me. I literally scared the shit out of it. FML

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79 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 7:12pm - misc - by elliekilroy (woman) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, Two Guys Broka Into Apartmant To Rob Ma At Gunpoint . Whila I Was Wanking . Maga FML

#14043132
233 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I went to see a famous rapper perform. My grlfriend got us up to the front to get pictures with him. He went to give me a high-five, I thought it was a fist-bump, so I made a fist. So he made a fist while I made a palm to match his retractd high-five. Then I panickd, cuppd his fist and ran. FML

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169 comments

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On 11/26/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by blackitalian - United States



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