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Hayllee
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Hayllee : Slightly overweight, socially and physically awkward, nerdy, with a boring personality.

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Hayllee's favorite FMLs

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21956) - you deserved it (5044)

On 11/07/2011 at 12:12am - misc - by Janice - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my assistant manager was arguing with a customer. I interjected letting the customer know that "we want everything to be copacetic." After the customer left, I received a write up for using "big words." FML

#15150978 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (18637) - you deserved it (3578)

On 02/28/2011 at 11:26am - work - by Username -

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (5347)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML

#14450689 (103)

I agree, your life sucks (24260) - you deserved it (3467)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824 (201)

I agree, your life sucks (31444) - you deserved it (2973)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

#13815029 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (33358) - you deserved it (3521)

On 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm - misc - by Petitprof (man) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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