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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16154) - you deserved it (56394)

On 07/17/2010 at 2:23pm - misc - by knighton16 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, the airport security guard told me to lift my fat rolls so he could finish patting me down. FML


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On 07/17/2010 at 2:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML


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On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

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