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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 October 1990 (24 years)
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Today, I heard my ten-year-old brother say, "Are hamburgers a reptile?" FML

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75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21828) - you deserved it (2273)

On 07/14/2015 at 1:59pm - kids - by Andrew - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I tried a new hairstyle to impress a guy I like. I was pretty confident, until he took one look at me and said, "Uh... why's there an onion on your head?" So much for that. FML

#21376359
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (209) - you deserved it (5340)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm - love - by RS (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (181) - you deserved it (25)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my son was at a birthday party. After eating a plate of cake, he loudly asked the birthday boy's mum if he could have sloppy seconds. I don't know where he heard that phrase, but the other kids' parents shot me very dirty looks. FML

#21369892
51 comments

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On 03/07/2015 at 11:59am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, at my apartment complex, I was carrying a bag of trash up to the dumpster. A guy stopped his car and helped me carry it the rest of the way. I thanked him and he asked me out. I explained that I was married. He grabbed the trash bag and carried it back to my apartment. FML

#21285821
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38004) - you deserved it (4196)

On 10/26/2014 at 6:46pm - love - by mellielynnemily - United States

Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

#21266558
57 comments

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On 09/27/2014 at 7:55pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42668) - you deserved it (5146)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

#21213268
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56024) - you deserved it (10745)

On 07/18/2014 at 7:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22692) - you deserved it (55594)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

#20784153
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53108) - you deserved it (3685)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

Today, at work, I was trying to get the octopus out of its tank to transfer it to another one. It instantly latched to my face and sprayed ink all over me. My boss told me to stop playing with the animals. FML

#20653962
134 comments

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On 05/10/2013 at 8:37am - animals - by FenRackety (man) - Canada

Today, I lost a bet with my friends. I had to go to the super market and buy a copy of 50 Shades of Grey along with a cucumber. The cashier was trying so hard not to laugh while ringing me up. FML

#20516035
155 comments

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On 02/21/2013 at 8:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML

#20466086
102 comments

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On 01/18/2013 at 10:25am - misc - by Keastwood013 - United States

Today, while in a pharmacy, I walked over to the shaving cream aisle. I picked up a can to smell it and unknowingly pushed the button, spraying an old guy in front of me. He freaked out and started telling everyone that the ceiling above him was leaking. FML

#20139053
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10023) - you deserved it (15609)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:39pm - misc - by IndianAngel96 - United States (Texas)



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