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HayHay
  • Town/Country : Pennington, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 March 1989 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 337
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About HayHay : "No need to ask my name to figure out how cool I am."

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Today, my mother had to take a stool sample because she has been ill for several days. Curious, I eventually had to ask, "how did you intercept the poo before it got submerged in water?". She yelled from the other room, "you know that little plate with the red stripe". I was eating off of it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77371) - you deserved it (6433)

On 03/14/2009 at 7:06pm - health - by imfullthanks (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30244) - you deserved it (63568)

On 03/13/2009 at 9:48am - intimacy - by DanniRae (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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