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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 March 1987 (28 years)
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About Hawk3487 : I'm a guy who likes comedy. If it's plain funny, I'll be a fan of it. I also have no problem speaking my mind: if something is your own fault, I'll be happy to point that out. I like to challenge my mind and to think.

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Today, while riding in the car with my friends, we stopped at a red light. To our left, a very obese, middle aged man slowly unbuttoned his shirt and spread it out. He then stared at us while massaging his nipples with his thumb and index fingers for the duration of the red light. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49116) - you deserved it (5485)

On 09/04/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by Scarred (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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