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Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9442) - you deserved it (61755)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to be a stripper when she grew up, just like daddy's girlfriend. We're still married. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41650) - you deserved it (3653)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:58pm - love - by ShayisPay101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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