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Havlicek
  • Town/Country : Los Angeles, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 318
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Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39768) - you deserved it (6156)

On 06/29/2010 at 12:09am - intimacy - by Alissa - United States

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52385) - you deserved it (9985)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I lost my anal virginity because my boyfriend "slipped". FML

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On 06/11/2010 at 12:56am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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