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HauntedTwilight

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  • Town/Country : Grenfell, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1221
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 8 posted

About HauntedTwilight : Girls like me were born in a storm. Thunder in my heart, lightning in my bones and chaos in my soul.

Small town girl. Traveler. Blogger. Dreamer :)
My heart has been stolen ❤️

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HauntedTwilight's favorite FMLs

Today, my bitchy manager got back from vacation. To be nice, I asked her how it was. She said "not long enough". I mumbled "I agree". She definitely heard. FML.

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

by fuck you, tasha / 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML

by HauntedTwilight / 08/14/2014 at 9:09pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Health

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Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids