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HauntedTwilight

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HauntedTwilight

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 697
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HauntedTwilight : Small town girl. Traveler. Blogger. Dreamer :)

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HauntedTwilight's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40160) - you deserved it (7300)

On 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm - work - by fuck you, tasha (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

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248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31256) - you deserved it (14808)

On 11/27/2013 at 3:44am - health - by MissYouPieceOfSkin (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244608) - you deserved it (82526)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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