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  • Town/Country : Grenfell, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 July 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 847
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About HauntedTwilight : Girls like me were born in a storm. Thunder in my heart, lightening in my bones and chaos in my soul.

Yes that is a hedgehog. Yes his name is tony stark.

Small town girl. Traveler. Blogger. Dreamer :)

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

What'cha looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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HauntedTwilight's favorite FMLs

Today, my sister felt guilty and told me about the changes she secretly made to my résumé months ago. She'd put "doing your mom" and "corporate espionage" as my hobbies, and "Justin Bieber's pussy waxer" as a previous job. No wonder I'm still unemployed. FML

by fuck you, tasha / 08/24/2014 at 5:50pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work

Today, I found out that my doctor wasn't kidding when he said "sudden diarrhea may occur" with my new medication. I learned this while walking my dog a mile away from my house. FML

by HauntedTwilight / 08/14/2014 at 9:09pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Health

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML

by MissYouPieceOfSkin / 11/27/2013 at 3:44am / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

by offbeans / 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm / United States (California) / Kids